Post by thesnowleopard on May 11, 2017 19:08:06 GMT -5
Starting now with a recap of the LoL and Lucifer's baby that makes me wish neither had ever happened.
Cut to Now and someone running through the woods. It's Eileen. She's being chased by a Hell Hound. It gets her. It's being sicced on her by Retch, who uses a whistle to control it.
Yeah, I'm sure Crowley will be fine with that.
So, yup, we just lost a popular female character in the friggin' teaser.
Dean and Sam and in Mary's motel room, trying to find Mary. Dean calls Retch and Retch lies to him. The Brothers compare notes and figure that out.
Sam gets a call from Jody, saying Eileen's been killed. In South Carolina. Sam infodumps that this is the second Hunter death they've heard about and now Mary is missing.
Cut to the Brothers in the morgue with Eileen's body. Dean identifies the wounds as Hell Hound, and Eileen was supposed to be in Ireland. Dean says seven Hunters have been killed in almost as many weeks. What's going on?
Cut to Crowley berating a demon minion about not finding Kelly. More infodumping. [sigh]
Cut to "Mary" surprising a Hunter. Of course she's got to be a shapeshifter.
Post by thesnowleopard on May 11, 2017 19:18:20 GMT -5
Or...it's Mary. She wakes up and Toni the Twat enters. The Twat starts monologuing about how she's brainwashing Mary and tells Mary some home truths about John.
More delusional stupidity from the Twat about the LoL's foolish, utterly doomed attempt to control all of the United States. It's not even possible.
Cut to Henchbithstress being visited by Crowley. He tells her he knows about her plan. He was the one who gave Retch his Hell Hound. Crowley warns her she needs to have the same deal with him that she does in the UK. She actually thinks she can lecture Crowley about how he should stand by while she goes after the Brothers.
So...she's hellbound and is too stupid to know it.
Cut to some demon trying to help Lucifer, or something.
Post by gobeklitepe1 on May 11, 2017 19:28:40 GMT -5
Based on Dabb's so-admiring attitude toward the BMoL at the beginning of the season, there's no way, IMO, there hasn't been a sea change in what they intended to do with them. I didn't get the impression in his interviews back then that they were supposed to be seen as super villains.
Post by thesnowleopard on May 11, 2017 19:42:58 GMT -5
'Scuse me, it's raining cats here.
So, Dean quickly comes up with a plan to trap the LoL by having a conversation with Sam about meeting another Hunter in a lonely spot.
Cut to Retch and Twat having a conversation in which both are in denial about their psychopathy. Twat is convinced she can take down the American Hunters because she's been studying them for years. idjit. These people are such morons.
Retch gets a call about Mary asking for him. Twat gets the call about the "meeting." Neither realizes it's a trap.
Mary acts all confused. I am not fooled, but Retch is. Despite his denial, she's doing a pretty good job of seducing him. She's got his number and he doesn't even know it. She gets his gun and tries to shoot herself. When he gets the gun from her, she asks him to shoot her.
Retch responds in a brainwashed sort of way and leaves.
Mary cries and we are seriously supposed to believe she's broken. That right there says so much about this pair of writers' misogyny.
Meanwhile, the stupid Twat goes to the meet. She has just enough motherwit to send in two goons, but of course she doesn't keep an eye on them. The Brothers trap them easily. When Twat gets her gun out, she's captured, though not without, first, yet another "Dean gets his ass kicked by a girl" moment (even though the actress can't stagefight her way out of a wet paper bag). They don't even punch her. She needs to be beaten severely.
So, Crowley comes in to do some more gloating and Lucifer turns the puppet tables on him.
In the car, the Twat proceeds to monologue smugly because of course, that's what someone does when they have a gun pointed at them. THIS BITCH NEEDS TO DIE.
So, the Twat is completely dumb enough to admit that Mick is dead and her entire stupid plan. And I have no idea why Sam doesn't let Dean beat her. Dean is a master torturer, after all.
Well, the motto of this season should have been "It can ALWAYS get worse" (and yes I'm talking writing here) No wonder they do a two hours finale. They must hope that this way they will get the viewers to watch both episodes
Post by thesnowleopard on May 11, 2017 19:58:49 GMT -5
So, we're back to Crowley's host being dragged out, while a suspicious mouse follows it.
We have an end scene of Retch and Mary driving in the Impala, supposedly victorious. Oh, wait, the last scene is of Lucifer. And of course, that got cut off by the rain, too. fudge you very much, Dish. Also, fudge you very much, show. This has got to be the most unnecessary cliffhanger you've ever done. Ran out of ideas, did you, Dabb?
Post by thesnowleopard on May 11, 2017 20:05:05 GMT -5
So, on top of the shit sandwich that was this episode (who the hell hired the actress who plays Toni Bevell? She's terrible!), I couldn't even watch the end because of a thunderstorm. I'll get it a few hours from now, but still.
thesnowleopard: The season finale was better than last season's finale. Hell, the whole season was better than last season. Some episodes were worth watching. Others were kinda messy.
Jun 12, 2018 22:47:11 GMT -5
onali: Since I haven't been watching the show I don't know how some (former) dead characters have returned (in what form) but I have to say that I don't miss the show at all. Is it still worth watching or not?
May 7, 2018 19:43:37 GMT -5
onali: It's been a long time since I've been here. Only watched the Season premiere then .... nothing. Every now and again I watched what you were rating the episodes and yes I've seen some spoilers (can some people just please stay dead??!!!!!) (1)
May 7, 2018 19:42:01 GMT -5
SkeksisGirl: I'm not, and I think I'm gonna stop working SPN conventions. BTW, welcome!
Feb 19, 2018 0:55:03 GMT -5
gopacgo12: Ok, so is anyone here going to the Las Vegas 2018 Supernatural convention, because if so I will see you there, but i'd just like to talk to some others
Feb 18, 2018 23:55:22 GMT -5
thesnowleopard: I have to wait until tomorrow night to "live recap." I don't currently have live TV, just streaming.
Oct 12, 2017 20:17:07 GMT -5
paforrest: Excited is not what I'm feeling. But I've set the dvr, will live watch Gotham & Will & Grace, then The Good Place off the dvr. Maybe tomorrow I'll FF through SPN if, and only IF, I hear there's any good Dean.
Oct 12, 2017 14:18:09 GMT -5
onali: So ... who is excited for tomorrow? I still have to re-watch the last couple of episodes, but I am lacking the enthousiasm.
Oct 11, 2017 21:45:06 GMT -5
SkeksisGirl: Just FYI guys, Luxshine is going to be in Florida come mid October. She and I are going to be vending as artists at Spooky Empire. So much hugs and puppies to her when she's here.
Sept 25, 2017 18:55:18 GMT -5
luxshine: Thank guys. There was ANOTHER earthquake here today, but this time I didn´t even feel it. Just dealing with a bit of PTSD. So if you can send fluffy things and cute Jensen or Misha pics my way, I´ll appreciate it.
Sept 23, 2017 16:37:18 GMT -5
onali: Glad you all are ok over there.
Sept 22, 2017 19:31:28 GMT -5
paforrest: So glad you're okay, luxshine! Absolutely heartbreaking situation. And I'm terrified and devastated for Puerto Rico and the other islands impacted by Maria. Mother Earth is very pissed off at us.
Sept 20, 2017 7:25:07 GMT -5
luxshine: New Earthquake here in Mexico. Now... a bit more savage than last week's. But I'm ok!
Sept 19, 2017 20:37:51 GMT -5
SkeksisGirl: And now we may have Maria...
Sept 19, 2017 13:10:20 GMT -5
luxshine: I'm glad people from Florida are ok! We had a bit of an earthquake in Mexico, but other than three terrified kitties, I'm ok.
Sept 18, 2017 19:14:05 GMT -5
paforrest: Belatedly checking in from Florida. My roof held and no trees fell on the house, miraculously enough. Spent two days cleaning up debris in the yard, but we fared better than most, for which I'm grateful. But I feel for so many that are suffering.
Sept 13, 2017 5:27:25 GMT -5
SkeksisGirl: Checking in from FL, I survived Irma with power and no damage to my apartment.
Sept 11, 2017 16:11:29 GMT -5
SkeksisGirl: As for Creation, this is why I work them.
May 27, 2017 17:00:08 GMT -5
SkeksisGirl: Oh, the new owners for Megacon are just turning it into a meat grinder. They've screwed over a lot of people.
May 27, 2017 16:59:57 GMT -5
paforrest: Yeah, I've been to a few Megacons in the past - they can be a cluster. But I was talking about how years ago I'd have been thrilled if a Creation SPN con finally came here. Now it is and I don't care and can't justify the money. Changing times.
May 27, 2017 5:34:48 GMT -5